Tuesday, July 19, 2005

My rotary washing line disappeared over the weekend. So I told the police it had been stolen. Well a few hours later they came back with it, apparently someone had left it lying against a wall somewhere. That was really nice of them.

Been working on the computers that Contact has scrounged. We're just about keeping up with demand.

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

My poem is sublime because I can rhyme

The low down about my town.
Berwick is big, Berwick is small
It even has an ancient town hall

Berwick has bars
Berwick has cars

But I relocated
Because it's isolated

Ian B